Today, I met a bitch in JJ Bukit Tinggi after my guitar class. She was like near her 20. When I walked past her and her frens, she turned and looked at me, then told her frens : "That guy's a show off, look at his clothings." (she said it in a very lanc way, a way which I hated the most. After that, she made even more comments about me) I ignored the bitch and just continued walking.
Me? a show off? my clothings?
I was wearing a RM33.95 long sleeve shirt, a $10 army shorts, school socks and a pair of $90 Nike shoes. What is there to show off? These are all decent and cheap stuff.
Let's talk about hers. I dunno the price, I juz took a glance before we walk past. A sunglass on her head, shine-shine earings and necklace, heavy make-up, boots, handbag and a back-exposed dress + a mini jeans. (I dun buy the crap saying "juz because it's a she, so it's necessary for her to have so many things". I know some of my frens who are girls but dresses as normal as me, well....they wore slippers instead of shoes) Aside from that, let's not talk what is inside her handbag. It might be like Doraemon's pocket.
Make a comparison. Me? showing off? or is it the bitch who just got nothing else to do than looking at the way other people dress and comments at them? Look into the mirror la, bitch. I'd even cut my wrist to show you how much I sympathize your parents. Know how to dress but don't know how to behave.
Yes. I know. I very seldom (never did) post this kind of things. But this time, I really snapped. If I ever see her again, I swear that I will make her eat my shoes with tomato sauce on it. That's why I don't like to go all of these crowded places, there will surely be lanc people who likes to gossip so much.
To the bitch, if you are really lucky enough to stop by here. I sincerely apologize to you because I just have the ability to make a RM10 clothings seem to be 10x/100x its original price. And please act your age. BITCH.
Please state ONE idiomatic expression which can be found above.
The kettle calling the pot black
乌鸦笑猪黑
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Why Can't I?
Parents nowadays (i was born 16 years ago, so I dunno what happened BJ -Before Jin-) like to take conventional answers to important questions. Why? Because it makes sense, only when we know we're going to lose no matter what they say.
Before that. Do you people know that it's a mistake to think that just because someone care about an issue, they'll have an informed opinion on it? YES. It's damn wrong. Now, you are a reader. So before I finish bitching, you keep quiet.
What's wrong watching Tom & Jerry at this age? Ask any boys, we simply don't know what we need to know. And maybe don't give a crap anyway. It is our childhood hero. They don't have to fulfill the requirements of certain hero of history books. They don't have to DIE. (to be a hero). That's what makes them special.
I believe that the cartoon 'Tom & Jerry' should NOT be removed from the pledge of allegiance. It was placed there by the Warner Bros. It was placed there for a reason, and there is no reason it should be removed for those who don't enjoy it. If you want it out of the pledge, you should leave the country. (but omg! nearly every countries have Tom & Jerry programs rite? tsk, maybe you should swim with the mermaids)
It was nothing. Just that my parents gave a big fuss while I was watching the program. It sounds like a scream, a bloodcurdling, high-pitched shrill of terror. SO NOISY. (especially during the Hungry Ghost Festival). Well, this may be my latest post. Tengok sampai cukup.
Oh 1 more thing, life spotlights the bullshit wherever it finds it, calling us on it. That's what common blogger does, and if this post makes you uncomfortable, good.
Before that. Do you people know that it's a mistake to think that just because someone care about an issue, they'll have an informed opinion on it? YES. It's damn wrong. Now, you are a reader. So before I finish bitching, you keep quiet.
What's wrong watching Tom & Jerry at this age? Ask any boys, we simply don't know what we need to know. And maybe don't give a crap anyway. It is our childhood hero. They don't have to fulfill the requirements of certain hero of history books. They don't have to DIE. (to be a hero). That's what makes them special.
I believe that the cartoon 'Tom & Jerry' should NOT be removed from the pledge of allegiance. It was placed there by the Warner Bros. It was placed there for a reason, and there is no reason it should be removed for those who don't enjoy it. If you want it out of the pledge, you should leave the country. (but omg! nearly every countries have Tom & Jerry programs rite? tsk, maybe you should swim with the mermaids)
It was nothing. Just that my parents gave a big fuss while I was watching the program. It sounds like a scream, a bloodcurdling, high-pitched shrill of terror. SO NOISY. (especially during the Hungry Ghost Festival). Well, this may be my latest post. Tengok sampai cukup.
Oh 1 more thing, life spotlights the bullshit wherever it finds it, calling us on it. That's what common blogger does, and if this post makes you uncomfortable, good.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Ah Beng
Recently, a lot of things had kept me occupied. So I'm really sorry if you expected a lot of updates from me. Let me remind you : I don't get paid sitting in front of the pc posting these things. Thank you. Just now I skipped school and slept at home. Was so happy. Pretty darn good sleep. I went Asiah and took a test without knowing today was a test day...I came back, find some Youtube videos and post it here. Today's Main Post is Ah Beng. Why Ah Beng? I oso dunno. Y I dunno? Coz I not an Ah Beng. Y I not an Ah Beng? Coz I dun fit Ah Beng's culture and requirements. I not good in Hokkien. LOL. Ok. Just watch them rap. If you know how to listen, that's good. If you can read chinese subtitles, that's a life-saver. If you dunno anything, that's your luck. Tough luck.
Oh ya, if anyone of you are/like Ah Beng(s), and you guys want to thank me for posting these videos to satisfy your desire. Save it for yourselves. I'm not good with thank you(s).
Techno Style
Rap Style
Runway Style
Enjoy ya! LOL!
Oh ya, if anyone of you are/like Ah Beng(s), and you guys want to thank me for posting these videos to satisfy your desire. Save it for yourselves. I'm not good with thank you(s).
Techno Style
Rap Style
Runway Style
Enjoy ya! LOL!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
A Day To Remember
29th July, Wednesday, a kid (me la) was found half-dead while doing his exam papers. Add maths + bio coz he screwed it all up by forgetting the formulas and stuff. However, this is not what you're here for. The reason you're here for is to see what's so worth to remember. Recently, people being sick/fever had been a trend. Although this had been practised long time ago, the success rate of pulling it off wasn't high.
The class of 4Gigih had been badly infected with this virus. The source is not yet confirm. Some people are too badly infected are unable to sit for their monthly test. Most probably get a TH (tidak hadir) which doesn't really mean much. Today, the kid (yea la, me la) was infected. He was in serious pain until it damaged his brain. Instead of being sulky coz he can't go to school tml to sit for the test, he was grinning and blogging.
His mother got him some medicine from the pharmacy. The kid knew his mother won't be so kind to let him skip. But Wow. Thank you aunty! The pharmacy lady told his mother that it is better to let him skip, although his fever has temporary decreased. If he infects other ppl, he might go to jail or get fine RM10,000. In front of his mother, he kept moaning. After she went off, he started to pray and thank god and the aunty for everything they did. Although it seriously sux to be sick, he, for the first time in his whole life, think it's something splendid and blissful.
Ok. Chau! mau tido lagi!
The class of 4Gigih had been badly infected with this virus. The source is not yet confirm. Some people are too badly infected are unable to sit for their monthly test. Most probably get a TH (tidak hadir) which doesn't really mean much. Today, the kid (yea la, me la) was infected. He was in serious pain until it damaged his brain. Instead of being sulky coz he can't go to school tml to sit for the test, he was grinning and blogging.
His mother got him some medicine from the pharmacy. The kid knew his mother won't be so kind to let him skip. But Wow. Thank you aunty! The pharmacy lady told his mother that it is better to let him skip, although his fever has temporary decreased. If he infects other ppl, he might go to jail or get fine RM10,000. In front of his mother, he kept moaning. After she went off, he started to pray and thank god and the aunty for everything they did. Although it seriously sux to be sick, he, for the first time in his whole life, think it's something splendid and blissful.
Ok. Chau! mau tido lagi!
Friday, July 24, 2009
Life Is Getting More & More Bored As Days Pass By
Now that I think back, my brother often told me how boring life was in this place. A place that is full of crap and nonsense. A place that doesn't appreciate us. A place that we don't really belong in. A place where the days just pass by and you see how people race for things that isn't worth trying. I'd always thought he was just joking around with his face smiling at me. Now I know, this place is worse than grave. Because of the noise. The noise created by people. Boring people who find it interesting.
In this place, there's a school. A school that wasn't that fun like it used to. Now, everyone know what's the main drama that is keeping each of us alive. And the conversation going on. The Human & The Shadow. It's still boring, but at least we got something to look at when we're bored. Even when we don't feel like looking. Haiyo, still dunno what I talking about meh? Go ask some ACS fellows la. Haih.
In this place, there's a school. A school that wasn't that fun like it used to. Now, everyone know what's the main drama that is keeping each of us alive. And the conversation going on. The Human & The Shadow. It's still boring, but at least we got something to look at when we're bored. Even when we don't feel like looking. Haiyo, still dunno what I talking about meh? Go ask some ACS fellows la. Haih.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Hari Gerkorama
Kisah 7 Saudara Cina (not relative la, saudara in bm oso mean fren la)
Hang Jin
Hang Teh
Hang Edwin
Hang Aoki
Hang Heng
Hang Tan
Hang Hong
Suatu masa yang telah berlalu, terdapat sebuah negeri yang racist sial. Walaupun saya berkata demikian, saya masih suka amalan ini kerana ia amat menyeronokkan. Dalam negeri ini, ada sebuah sekolah SMK Methodist ACS, Klang telah mengadakan Gerkorama. Bukannya apalah besar sangat, cuma perkataan GERKORAMA ACS besar aje. Banyak band-band yang saya pun tak tau datang dan perform. Saya hanya tahu Limited Crew, Concept Unwritten dan Pravin a/l Kamachee aje. Dengar kata, ada banyak band-band yang dashyat akan datang. Oleh itu, 7 orang saudara cina pun datang nak kp. (key poh). Mereka telah disambut dengan dingin coz banyak orang yang lari sana lari sini. Lompat sana lompat sini. Duduk sana duduk sini. Semua orang tak berapa hirau 7 S.c. itu.
Maka, bertitahlah Si Pegang Mic : Ok, kepada semua, ada persembahan oleh LC pada xx : xx. Persembahan LC, CU, dan P. a/l Kamachee hanya dihargai oleh segelintir orang aje. Loyal kut. Tiba-tiba, mereka spotted Hantu Raya yang membawa notice board dan menyebabkan suasana huru-hara. Mereka cepat-cepat pergi menenangkan keadaan. Maka, ternampaklah banyak orang yang buli Hantu Raya yang amat ditakuti oleh orang itu. (Kesiannya). Hantu Raya beg kat Hang Jin : "Tolonglah fix baju ku ni. Dah keluar la. Nanti kena marah." 7 S.c. berdialog dalaman "lol....". Hang Jin yang begitu baik hati itu pun menolongnya pakai baju nicely. (Kesian la, sudah besar pun tak tau pakai baju. Jadi hantu sebelum tau pakai baju kesian ye?) Hantu Raya tidak berterima kasih kepadanya lalu melarikan diri. 6 S.c. lain tanya kenapa Hang Jin menolongnya. Jelaslah Hang Jin : "Actually is i pull out 1, den i put back. Simple manners ma. You dunno meh?" Lepas itu semua, 7 orang S.c. telah pergi ke tempat Song Dedication. Hang Jin bertanya kepada Guardian of Song Dedication.
*Explanation
Guardian of Song Dedication : It is believed that one can attain the music that he desires only by offering the guardian 2 Rm1 notes. Per music. 3 music Rm5.
"eh pak cik, berapa ar satu lagu?"
"*see the explanation la*"
Hang Jin berbincang dengan Hang Teh. "Kita cuba speaker dia berapa bagus, bagi dia Neraka." Oleh itu, Hang Jin telah memberikan RM2 kepada G.o.S.D. shuuuuu~ *Scream, Aim, FIRE* Lagu metal yang begitu mempersonakan telah menyebabkan orang ramai berhenti membeli dan bercakap. Semua pandang dengan hairan, mencari arah music yang merdu itu. Step Hang Jin telah diikuti oleh 6 S.c. yang lain. Mereka bersuka ria bluetooth lagu, testing lagu dan menyanyi lagu. Mereka hungry dan menjamu selera di moden. Mereka ternampak seorang gadis. Gadis itu ok la. Makan makan. Oh ya, Hang Heng telah diculik oleh Si Gadis Rambut Biru. Jadi, 6 S.c. ucap bye bye dan pergi makan.
Ok, makan. ada confident. ada energy. pergi rumah hantu. Suddenly, BunkFace tiba la! wow! Semua orang mengamuk dan menjerit-jerit! Suasana pada masa itu! membosankan. Ok la. Masuk ke rumah hantu > terpijak kaki hantu > terlanggar hantu > nampak hantu sms > ucap goodbye kepada semua hantu. Itulah processnya. Lepas itu, baliklah semua orang. Jgn tengok lagi la. Sudah end la. Itulah hari kat Gerkorama. Oh ye, Ching. You punya gf suka quote "sharing is caring". Not bad tau. LOL. Tapi i suka pompuan, bukan laki. LOL.
Hang Jin
Hang Teh
Hang Edwin
Hang Aoki
Hang Heng
Hang Tan
Hang Hong
Suatu masa yang telah berlalu, terdapat sebuah negeri yang racist sial. Walaupun saya berkata demikian, saya masih suka amalan ini kerana ia amat menyeronokkan. Dalam negeri ini, ada sebuah sekolah SMK Methodist ACS, Klang telah mengadakan Gerkorama. Bukannya apalah besar sangat, cuma perkataan GERKORAMA ACS besar aje. Banyak band-band yang saya pun tak tau datang dan perform. Saya hanya tahu Limited Crew, Concept Unwritten dan Pravin a/l Kamachee aje. Dengar kata, ada banyak band-band yang dashyat akan datang. Oleh itu, 7 orang saudara cina pun datang nak kp. (key poh). Mereka telah disambut dengan dingin coz banyak orang yang lari sana lari sini. Lompat sana lompat sini. Duduk sana duduk sini. Semua orang tak berapa hirau 7 S.c. itu.
Maka, bertitahlah Si Pegang Mic : Ok, kepada semua, ada persembahan oleh LC pada xx : xx. Persembahan LC, CU, dan P. a/l Kamachee hanya dihargai oleh segelintir orang aje. Loyal kut. Tiba-tiba, mereka spotted Hantu Raya yang membawa notice board dan menyebabkan suasana huru-hara. Mereka cepat-cepat pergi menenangkan keadaan. Maka, ternampaklah banyak orang yang buli Hantu Raya yang amat ditakuti oleh orang itu. (Kesiannya). Hantu Raya beg kat Hang Jin : "Tolonglah fix baju ku ni. Dah keluar la. Nanti kena marah." 7 S.c. berdialog dalaman "lol....". Hang Jin yang begitu baik hati itu pun menolongnya pakai baju nicely. (Kesian la, sudah besar pun tak tau pakai baju. Jadi hantu sebelum tau pakai baju kesian ye?) Hantu Raya tidak berterima kasih kepadanya lalu melarikan diri. 6 S.c. lain tanya kenapa Hang Jin menolongnya. Jelaslah Hang Jin : "Actually is i pull out 1, den i put back. Simple manners ma. You dunno meh?" Lepas itu semua, 7 orang S.c. telah pergi ke tempat Song Dedication. Hang Jin bertanya kepada Guardian of Song Dedication.
*Explanation
Guardian of Song Dedication : It is believed that one can attain the music that he desires only by offering the guardian 2 Rm1 notes. Per music. 3 music Rm5.
"eh pak cik, berapa ar satu lagu?"
"*see the explanation la*"
Hang Jin berbincang dengan Hang Teh. "Kita cuba speaker dia berapa bagus, bagi dia Neraka." Oleh itu, Hang Jin telah memberikan RM2 kepada G.o.S.D. shuuuuu~ *Scream, Aim, FIRE* Lagu metal yang begitu mempersonakan telah menyebabkan orang ramai berhenti membeli dan bercakap. Semua pandang dengan hairan, mencari arah music yang merdu itu. Step Hang Jin telah diikuti oleh 6 S.c. yang lain. Mereka bersuka ria bluetooth lagu, testing lagu dan menyanyi lagu. Mereka hungry dan menjamu selera di moden. Mereka ternampak seorang gadis. Gadis itu ok la. Makan makan. Oh ya, Hang Heng telah diculik oleh Si Gadis Rambut Biru. Jadi, 6 S.c. ucap bye bye dan pergi makan.
Ok, makan. ada confident. ada energy. pergi rumah hantu. Suddenly, BunkFace tiba la! wow! Semua orang mengamuk dan menjerit-jerit! Suasana pada masa itu! membosankan. Ok la. Masuk ke rumah hantu > terpijak kaki hantu > terlanggar hantu > nampak hantu sms > ucap goodbye kepada semua hantu. Itulah processnya. Lepas itu, baliklah semua orang. Jgn tengok lagi la. Sudah end la. Itulah hari kat Gerkorama. Oh ye, Ching. You punya gf suka quote "sharing is caring". Not bad tau. LOL. Tapi i suka pompuan, bukan laki. LOL.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
SERIOUSLY! WATCH THIS VID!
I was finding some metal songs and tabs in youtube to get a fun riff and solo to play with....then i found this video...i laugh and laugh and laugh...this guy is seriously dam high & enjoys his life to the fullest. WATCH IT!
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